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  • The LION will ROAR
    Senior Member
    • Jan 2009
    • 3231

    Некоја плавуша се сомневала дека мажот ја мами со друга, па отишла во продавница за оружје и купила пиштол. Се враќа таа дома и го начекува мажот со прекрасна црвенокоса во кревет. Плавушата го вади пиштолот и си го става на главата. Мажот целиот избезумен изрипува и почнува да се извинува, да ја моли и преколнува да не се убива. Плавушата без да го тргне пиштолот од својата глава хистерично одговара: - Замолчи!!! Tи си следниот.
    The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!

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    • Mikail
      Senior Member
      • Sep 2008
      • 1338

      On a recent international flight, a plane passes through a severe
      storm.

      The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one
      wing is struck by lightning.

      One woman in particular loses it & becomes extremely hysterical.
      Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young
      to die," she wails.

      Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable!...


      ...Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"

      For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril.

      They all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.

      Then a Macedonian man named Dragi stands up in the rear of the plane.
      He is gorgeous, well built, with silver hair and blue eyes.

      He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt... one button at a time!

      .......No one moves.
      .......He removes his shirt.
      .......Muscles ripple across his chest.
      .......She gasps...
      .......He whispers....

      "Iron this, and get me something to eat...."
      From the village of P’pezhani, Tashko Popov, Dimitar Popov-Skenderov and Todor Trpenov were beaten and sentenced to 12 years prison. Pavle Mevchev and Atanas Popov from Vrbeni and Boreshnica joined them in early 1927, they were soon after transferred to Kozhani and executed. As they were leaving Lerin they were heard to shout "With our death, Macedonia will not be lost. Our blood will run, but other Macedonians will rise from it"

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      • The LION will ROAR
        Senior Member
        • Jan 2009
        • 3231

        breathalyzer fail!
        The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!

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        • The LION will ROAR
          Senior Member
          • Jan 2009
          • 3231

          Greece is trying regain from their Economic crisis and started shipping bulls around the world
          Macedonian Media stated that Greece are already the biggest bull shippers in the world..
          The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!

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          • The LION will ROAR
            Senior Member
            • Jan 2009
            • 3231

            We all remember the KFC "Hillary Meal"
            : small breasts and big thighs.

            Now, KFC has announced an
            addition to their chicken dinners.

            It's called the “Greece” Bucket:

            It consists of nothing but left wings and an arsehole.
            The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!

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            • The LION will ROAR
              Senior Member
              • Jan 2009
              • 3231

              I have to include this link for our collection of Humour...lol

              Somalia pirates free Greek cargo vessel
              http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/8541859.stm Damn, I thought it was going to be a good joke .... something like: Q: Why did the Somalia pirates free the Greek cargo vessel ? A: Because the vessel was carrying all of Greece's gold reserves and the pirate needed more than that to fill his decayed tooth.
              The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!

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              • The LION will ROAR
                Senior Member
                • Jan 2009
                • 3231

                Punchbowl (Sydney) drunkard.
                The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!

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                • The LION will ROAR
                  Senior Member
                  • Jan 2009
                  • 3231

                  Longest password
                  During a recent password audit, it was found that a Greek was using the following password:
                  "MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyAth ens"
                  When asked why he had such a long password, he said he was told that it had to be
                  at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.
                  The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!

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                  • The LION will ROAR
                    Senior Member
                    • Jan 2009
                    • 3231

                    how to make a greek...
                    You take three parts Albanian, add two parts Slav, mix it well with one part Vlach, add a little Roma and other spices then simmer for 100 years. Then add 4 parts Macedonian, two parts Christian Turk from Asia Minor, mix well and let simmer for a decade while stirring. Then presto you have instant Hellenes amounting to 98% pure Greeks, descendants of the ancient Greeks and 2% Muslim Greeks. The "Muslim" part is a bi-product from not having the pot properly "cleansed" .
                    The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!

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                    • The LION will ROAR
                      Senior Member
                      • Jan 2009
                      • 3231

                      Q. What do you get when you offer a Greek a Euro for his thoughts?
                      A. Change.
                      The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!

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                      • The LION will ROAR
                        Senior Member
                        • Jan 2009
                        • 3231

                        Q. What do you call a Greek in a Protest?
                        A. A rebel without a clue!
                        The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!

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                        • The LION will ROAR
                          Senior Member
                          • Jan 2009
                          • 3231

                          Q. What is five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
                          A. A Greek protest
                          The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!

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                          • Bill77
                            Senior Member
                            • Oct 2009
                            • 4545

                            Originally posted by The LION will ROAR View Post
                            Q. What is five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
                            A. A Greek protest
                            lol

                            And you are being generous with 40
                            http://www.macedoniantruth.org/forum/showthread.php?p=120873#post120873

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                            • The LION will ROAR
                              Senior Member
                              • Jan 2009
                              • 3231



                              Koj od Podmocani.............pmlpml

                              Billy da ne si od tamo...pmlpml
                              The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!

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                              • The LION will ROAR
                                Senior Member
                                • Jan 2009
                                • 3231

                                Q. How many Greek racists does it take to change a light bulb?
                                A. None - racists hate being enlightened.
                                The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!

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