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I thought i'd share this with our mates in Adelaide 
You have been to the east end exchange at least once and you were under 18.
You have been to glenelg and got extremely sunburnt
Gone to the Grand sunburnt!
You have walked around Victor Harbour drunk
You have walked down Rundle Mall .... Drunk!
You know what fritz is
You call people Minda's
You say Plaaaant not pleeeent
You have been to a movie marathon at Marion megaplex
You go out to the same place EVERY saturday night
You have the same friends from high school
You really miss the old sizzler cheese bread
You like ugg boots not moccies
You have a very strong opinion on Lleyton Hewitt
You have been to one of the following lookouts (stirling, mt lofty, penfolds rd, sunnyside rd, eagle on the hill)
You know who stormy summers is
You love cold rock ice cream and if you dont you love cibos instead
You know what fruchocs are!
You pour Farmer's Union Iced Coffee on your breakfast cereal.
You proudly admit your love of the Fritz Sandwich.
You're so caring and sharing that you have the urge to adopt other state's cities as you own. (Come 'ere Broken Hill, let's hug.)
You will never forgive Melbourne for stealing our Grand Prix. Never.
You know how 'dance', 'pool', 'castle' and 'graph' are SUPPOSED to be pronounced.
You get offended when people from Western Australia call SA part of the "East Coast".
You insist on calling AMII Stadium, "Footy Park".
You say a Pie Floater tastes great just to maintain your street cred.
You consider Coopers to be a food group.
Your timezone isn't good enough for us.
While half of our state is uninhabitable, you know that it's still the greatest.
You think the 'Tiser has no journalistic integrity whatsoever.... and yet you still read it every day.
Don't believe the rumours. I live in South Australia and have never been murdered once.
You vote for Mike Rann in every state election, mainly because you can't remember the other guy's name.
You know there's more than one way to have a good time in Hindley Street.
The Superjesus is your favourite band.
One word: Haighs
No thanks, I shop at Big Star.
The Barossa is for Lovers.
You know that Victor Harbor is the only place to be for Schoolies.
France imports our wine. How 'bout them apples?
-We import their Nuclear testing...fair trade? Sacre Bleu!
You forgave the Chappells for the 1981 Underarm Incident purely out of South Australian patriotism.
Where else would you find places with names like 'Bruce', "Gluepot' and 'Iron Knob'?
So which is it? Crows or Port?
How many of the other states have a peninsula shaped like a leg?
You know the people out on the Torrens are either tourists or rowers. No one else would go near that water.
You think the Festival Centre is a wonder of modern architecture.
Despite all our faults, at least South Australia wasn't built by convicts.
When you leave work at 5:15 and miss "peak hour traffic"
You can have a good old laugh at the fact that adelaides second name is "city of churches"
Your not scared by aboriginals walking around in speedos and gumboots
You take 20 mins to get anywhere!!
Your 'sports gurus' are KG and Cornesy
Whenever you meet someone new you ask them about their family background, just to make sure you aren't related...
If you don't know someone directly, you at least know someone who knows them
one word....GOON!
You have been to the east end exchange at least once and you were under 18.
You have been to glenelg and got extremely sunburnt
Gone to the Grand sunburnt!
You have walked around Victor Harbour drunk
You have walked down Rundle Mall .... Drunk!
You know what fritz is
You call people Minda's
You say Plaaaant not pleeeent
You have been to a movie marathon at Marion megaplex
You go out to the same place EVERY saturday night
You have the same friends from high school
You really miss the old sizzler cheese bread
You like ugg boots not moccies
You have a very strong opinion on Lleyton Hewitt
You have been to one of the following lookouts (stirling, mt lofty, penfolds rd, sunnyside rd, eagle on the hill)
You know who stormy summers is
You love cold rock ice cream and if you dont you love cibos instead
You know what fruchocs are!
You pour Farmer's Union Iced Coffee on your breakfast cereal.
You proudly admit your love of the Fritz Sandwich.
You're so caring and sharing that you have the urge to adopt other state's cities as you own. (Come 'ere Broken Hill, let's hug.)
You will never forgive Melbourne for stealing our Grand Prix. Never.
You know how 'dance', 'pool', 'castle' and 'graph' are SUPPOSED to be pronounced.
You get offended when people from Western Australia call SA part of the "East Coast".
You insist on calling AMII Stadium, "Footy Park".
You say a Pie Floater tastes great just to maintain your street cred.
You consider Coopers to be a food group.
Your timezone isn't good enough for us.
While half of our state is uninhabitable, you know that it's still the greatest.
You think the 'Tiser has no journalistic integrity whatsoever.... and yet you still read it every day.
Don't believe the rumours. I live in South Australia and have never been murdered once.
You vote for Mike Rann in every state election, mainly because you can't remember the other guy's name.
You know there's more than one way to have a good time in Hindley Street.
The Superjesus is your favourite band.
One word: Haighs
No thanks, I shop at Big Star.
The Barossa is for Lovers.
You know that Victor Harbor is the only place to be for Schoolies.
France imports our wine. How 'bout them apples?
-We import their Nuclear testing...fair trade? Sacre Bleu!
You forgave the Chappells for the 1981 Underarm Incident purely out of South Australian patriotism.
Where else would you find places with names like 'Bruce', "Gluepot' and 'Iron Knob'?
So which is it? Crows or Port?
How many of the other states have a peninsula shaped like a leg?
You know the people out on the Torrens are either tourists or rowers. No one else would go near that water.
You think the Festival Centre is a wonder of modern architecture.
Despite all our faults, at least South Australia wasn't built by convicts.
When you leave work at 5:15 and miss "peak hour traffic"
You can have a good old laugh at the fact that adelaides second name is "city of churches"
Your not scared by aboriginals walking around in speedos and gumboots
You take 20 mins to get anywhere!!
Your 'sports gurus' are KG and Cornesy
Whenever you meet someone new you ask them about their family background, just to make sure you aren't related...
If you don't know someone directly, you at least know someone who knows them
one word....GOON!
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