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  • Prolet
    Senior Member
    • Sep 2009
    • 5241

    You Know Ur An Adelaidian if.....

    I thought i'd share this with our mates in Adelaide


    You have been to the east end exchange at least once and you were under 18.

    You have been to glenelg and got extremely sunburnt

    Gone to the Grand sunburnt!

    You have walked around Victor Harbour drunk

    You have walked down Rundle Mall .... Drunk!

    You know what fritz is

    You call people Minda's

    You say Plaaaant not pleeeent

    You have been to a movie marathon at Marion megaplex

    You go out to the same place EVERY saturday night

    You have the same friends from high school

    You really miss the old sizzler cheese bread

    You like ugg boots not moccies

    You have a very strong opinion on Lleyton Hewitt

    You have been to one of the following lookouts (stirling, mt lofty, penfolds rd, sunnyside rd, eagle on the hill)

    You know who stormy summers is

    You love cold rock ice cream and if you dont you love cibos instead

    You know what fruchocs are!

    You pour Farmer's Union Iced Coffee on your breakfast cereal.

    You proudly admit your love of the Fritz Sandwich.

    You're so caring and sharing that you have the urge to adopt other state's cities as you own. (Come 'ere Broken Hill, let's hug.)

    You will never forgive Melbourne for stealing our Grand Prix. Never.

    You know how 'dance', 'pool', 'castle' and 'graph' are SUPPOSED to be pronounced.

    You get offended when people from Western Australia call SA part of the "East Coast".

    You insist on calling AMII Stadium, "Footy Park".

    You say a Pie Floater tastes great just to maintain your street cred.

    You consider Coopers to be a food group.

    Your timezone isn't good enough for us.

    While half of our state is uninhabitable, you know that it's still the greatest.

    You think the 'Tiser has no journalistic integrity whatsoever.... and yet you still read it every day.

    Don't believe the rumours. I live in South Australia and have never been murdered once.

    You vote for Mike Rann in every state election, mainly because you can't remember the other guy's name.

    You know there's more than one way to have a good time in Hindley Street.

    The Superjesus is your favourite band.

    One word: Haighs

    No thanks, I shop at Big Star.

    The Barossa is for Lovers.

    You know that Victor Harbor is the only place to be for Schoolies.

    France imports our wine. How 'bout them apples?
    -We import their Nuclear testing...fair trade? Sacre Bleu!

    You forgave the Chappells for the 1981 Underarm Incident purely out of South Australian patriotism.

    Where else would you find places with names like 'Bruce', "Gluepot' and 'Iron Knob'?

    So which is it? Crows or Port?

    How many of the other states have a peninsula shaped like a leg?

    You know the people out on the Torrens are either tourists or rowers. No one else would go near that water.

    You think the Festival Centre is a wonder of modern architecture.

    Despite all our faults, at least South Australia wasn't built by convicts.

    When you leave work at 5:15 and miss "peak hour traffic"

    You can have a good old laugh at the fact that adelaides second name is "city of churches"

    Your not scared by aboriginals walking around in speedos and gumboots

    You take 20 mins to get anywhere!!

    Your 'sports gurus' are KG and Cornesy

    Whenever you meet someone new you ask them about their family background, just to make sure you aren't related...

    If you don't know someone directly, you at least know someone who knows them

    one word....GOON!

    МАКЕДОНЕЦ си кога кавал ќе ти ја распара душата,зурла ќе ти го раскине срцето,кога секое влакно од кожата ќе ти се наежи кога ќе видиш шеснаесеткрако сонце,кога до коска ќе те заболи кога ќе слушнеш ПЈРМ,кога немаш ни за леб,а полн си во душата затоа што ја сакаш МАКЕДОНИЈА. МАКЕДОНИЈА во срце те носиме.
  • Risto the Great
    Senior Member
    • Sep 2008
    • 15660

    #2
    The Superjesus is your favourite band.
    - I have jammed with their guitarist.

    You call people Minda's
    - I think it often

    You know who stormy summers is
    - She came to my office for advice.

    Your not scared by aboriginals walking around in speedos and gumboots
    - Leave him alone, he is a legend. http://www.adelaide.citylegends.com/photos.htm

    You will never forgive Melbourne for stealing our Grand Prix. Never.
    - Never seems so "short" to me.
    You know what fruchocs are!
    - God's lollies
    You take 20 mins to get anywhere!!
    - And what is the problem with that?
    You vote for Mike Rann in every state election, mainly because you can't remember the other guy's name.
    - Fuck that ... I am not from Adelaide then.
    Risto the Great
    MACEDONIA:ANHEDONIA
    "Holding my breath for the revolution."

    Hey, I wrote a bestseller. Check it out: www.ren-shen.com

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    • julie
      Senior Member
      • May 2009
      • 3869

      #3
      LMAO all probably true other than the Mike Rann crap
      "The moral revolution - the revolution of the mind, heart and soul of an enslaved people, is our greatest task."__________________Gotse Delchev

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      • Prolet
        Senior Member
        • Sep 2009
        • 5241

        #4
        Risto, Whos the Aboriginal Guy that wears Spedos and Gum Boots?

        Whos Stormy Summers?

        Whos the Guitarist that you've jammed with?
        МАКЕДОНЕЦ си кога кавал ќе ти ја распара душата,зурла ќе ти го раскине срцето,кога секое влакно од кожата ќе ти се наежи кога ќе видиш шеснаесеткрако сонце,кога до коска ќе те заболи кога ќе слушнеш ПЈРМ,кога немаш ни за леб,а полн си во душата затоа што ја сакаш МАКЕДОНИЈА. МАКЕДОНИЈА во срце те носиме.

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        • osiris
          Senior Member
          • Sep 2008
          • 1969

          #5
          rtg you should be writing comedy as well as saving macedonia mate your commentary is funnier than the original.

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          • julie
            Senior Member
            • May 2009
            • 3869

            #6
            Compass explores the Australian soul - our beliefs, our ethical dilemmas and the changing face of our spirituality. Stories of individuals and communities tackling life's big questions.
            "The moral revolution - the revolution of the mind, heart and soul of an enslaved people, is our greatest task."__________________Gotse Delchev

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            • julie
              Senior Member
              • May 2009
              • 3869

              #7
              stormy summers , a link you may read about the "madam"
              "The moral revolution - the revolution of the mind, heart and soul of an enslaved people, is our greatest task."__________________Gotse Delchev

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              • Prolet
                Senior Member
                • Sep 2009
                • 5241

                #8
                Julie, Tell us a bit more about the Madam?

                rtg you should be writing comedy as well as saving macedonia mate your commentary is funnier than the original.
                He's very original isnt he?? LOL
                МАКЕДОНЕЦ си кога кавал ќе ти ја распара душата,зурла ќе ти го раскине срцето,кога секое влакно од кожата ќе ти се наежи кога ќе видиш шеснаесеткрако сонце,кога до коска ќе те заболи кога ќе слушнеш ПЈРМ,кога немаш ни за леб,а полн си во душата затоа што ја сакаш МАКЕДОНИЈА. МАКЕДОНИЈА во срце те носиме.

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                • Bill77
                  Senior Member
                  • Oct 2009
                  • 4545

                  #9
                  LMAO Johny is a clasic. Sammy Newman and the footy show would have a field day with him if they ever cross paths.
                  http://www.macedoniantruth.org/forum/showthread.php?p=120873#post120873

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                  • julie
                    Senior Member
                    • May 2009
                    • 3869

                    #10
                    a well known brothel owner who was/is married to a bikie, there would be many news articles on her, I suggest google as source of info, to put it diplomatically
                    "The moral revolution - the revolution of the mind, heart and soul of an enslaved people, is our greatest task."__________________Gotse Delchev

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                    • Risto the Great
                      Senior Member
                      • Sep 2008
                      • 15660

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Prolet View Post
                      Risto, Whos the Aboriginal Guy that wears Spedos and Gum Boots?

                      Whos Stormy Summers?

                      Whos the Guitarist that you've jammed with?
                      Chris Tennant from Superjesus is a great guitarist. One of Adelaide's finest guitarists.

                      Stormy Summers is an old kurva that has been in the game longer than I have had a kur.

                      Johnie is a local legend. He walks all around Adelaide dressed ridiculously. He is a big guy and probably scares the hell out of a lot of people ... until you see him in a pink G string or something.
                      Risto the Great
                      MACEDONIA:ANHEDONIA
                      "Holding my breath for the revolution."

                      Hey, I wrote a bestseller. Check it out: www.ren-shen.com

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                      • osiris
                        Senior Member
                        • Sep 2008
                        • 1969

                        #12
                        and lets not forget the one and only

                        why are people so unkind

                        kamal
                        Last edited by osiris; 03-17-2010, 03:24 AM.

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                        • Daniel
                          Junior Member
                          • Sep 2008
                          • 51

                          #13
                          Now that's what i call culture

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                          • Prolet
                            Senior Member
                            • Sep 2009
                            • 5241

                            #14
                            Risto, You mentioned that you had a visit from Stormy Summers, what did she offer you? What Advice did you give her?

                            Thanks for the explanation Julie
                            МАКЕДОНЕЦ си кога кавал ќе ти ја распара душата,зурла ќе ти го раскине срцето,кога секое влакно од кожата ќе ти се наежи кога ќе видиш шеснаесеткрако сонце,кога до коска ќе те заболи кога ќе слушнеш ПЈРМ,кога немаш ни за леб,а полн си во душата затоа што ја сакаш МАКЕДОНИЈА. МАКЕДОНИЈА во срце те носиме.

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                            • Risto the Great
                              Senior Member
                              • Sep 2008
                              • 15660

                              #15
                              A gentleman never tells Prolet.
                              But it was in relation to a new business and I set up a few new entities for her.
                              Risto the Great
                              MACEDONIA:ANHEDONIA
                              "Holding my breath for the revolution."

                              Hey, I wrote a bestseller. Check it out: www.ren-shen.com

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