Help me please

[Risto the Great]

I am really busy.
But I just received a call from a modelling agency who needs my professional help. They appear to make a fair bit of money and also were wondering if they could refer all of their models to me for consulting. I just took a look at their website and the photos indicate I should give these young go-getters a chance to be graced by my presence.


As always, your guidance is appreciated.
(So is my wife's )

[VMRO]

LoL, you live once, go for it...

[Risto the Great]

LoL, you live once, go for it...

Yes, but apparently divorce makes you pay for it for a very long time.

[Orovnichanec]

Do it....as a Research and Development project

[Rogi]

It's really never to late to convince your wife into signing a Post-nuptial



p.s. Y'all better hurry up and add the smiley's to the forum! [Edited to add: Never mind. Figured out what the 'go advanced' meant]

[Risto the Great]

It's really never to late to convince your wife into signing a Post-nuptial

A post-nuptial, hmmm ... it has merit.
Maybe if I just sign it on her behalf with my left hand.

[Jankovska]

I already left one husband and I'll tell you that courts always back women up. Sedi si miren na gazot, si ja naebal. You'll be left with nothing, he he he!

[Risto the Great]

Sedi si miren na gazot, si ja naebal. You'll be left with nothing, he he he!

Ahhh, wise words sestro.

[George S.]

Just say it's all part of the work requirement.In many jobs they call it casting.So it seems perfectly ok to do some product testing before you buy nudge nudge wink wink.Yor wife won't know ,a lot of things are done in secret.

[Dejan]

They've obviously looked you up, and see you as no threat to their clients, lol.

You could sell it to the mrs like that! Just send me an invite to the Christmas party if my contribution works for you

[Risto the Great]

That was 2008, I've had about 7 mid life crisis since then. And the models are probably over 25 and well past their use by date now.

Can you see I'll be running for prime minister soon with that kind of talk?

[George S.]

Don't forget one of your tasks when you become a priminister you have to consider to recognize Macedonia under the right name.Also you have to decide whether to lose your pants like all the other ex priministers and have lots and lots of mistresses.The mrs will understand its due to the excess totestorone in you.You'll be very popular once you ditch your pants.