Macedonian Humour

[Soldier of Macedon]

LWR...just out of curiousity. Don't you have any other Macedonian jokes that talk about anything else than the greaks?

You seem a "tad" obsessed with the neoTurks...

For someone that openly wishes the death and destruction of the Greeks and whom (only) he calls 'NeoTurks', I find your above statement contradicting and out of character (for you).

What's wrong sunshine, have a soft spot for your 'NeoTurks' do we? One would think you would be happy if all Macedonian jokes were solely aimed at Greeks, yet you suddenly come to their defence whence the topic concerns jokes or word etymologies....gotta make a person wonder, hey?

I reckon, the fact that you really are a Greek dickhead pretending to be a Bulgarian dickhead pretending to be a Macedonian, you cannot help yourself but make some comments in defence of your 'NeoTurks', your an idiot, so naturally you would have 'cave-man-like' instincts and react on basic impulse like some deluded maggot on drugs.

I think one of the greatest jokes here is your charade, and it is fitting that you visited this thread in the forum, besides, we have had plenty of imposters like you that have claimed be to be from all over the world, even an Inca tribe, so why not some moron pretending to be a Brazillian.

[King Makedon]

Where did Greece got it's name?

When the first greeks arrived on the Balkanpeninsula (from Africa). They sent some traders for exploring the surrounding areas. After a while they found the first macedonian settlement. After entering the town they went right to the market where the citizens most of the day spend their time.
the macedonian inhabitants were shocked seeing this creatures, because they never seen black people in their live. So they started the typical macedonian tattling.
One brave macedonian went to the traders and started to try communicate because as we know no one could speak the language of the other, and the macedonian said to the greek:" Lele, ama grt si (grt si = you are ugly) or in modern terms "grci".

[The LION will ROAR]

Well done King Makedon...but i don't think it is a joke...? i think there is some truth into it.....lol
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Q. Zhoshto Branko Crvenkovski si go Prodade Traktorot???
A. Deka Ja Prodade zemjata

[King Makedon]

The truth is on our side brother

[King Makedon]

Why do all Greek women have moustaches and beards?

This question is very simple to answer. Due mutation. But why?
Also very easy to answer. Because the greek male population is gay, so the greek female population was forced to be lesbians and for foreigners they became nymphomanics.
So for greek women it was hard to get any attention from the male population. So after a while the human body of the greek women mutated in that way they could attract the male greeks.

[The LION will ROAR]

A Greek Man bought a CAR with a right steering wheel, But when he goes to spit thru the window - hits his GayBroyfriend..

[The LION will ROAR]

Q: What is the difference between Metodija Andonov - Chento, Branko Crvenkovski and Nikola Gruevski?
A: Chento couldn't tell a lie, Branko couldn't tell the truth, and Nikola doesn't know the difference!

[The LION will ROAR]

Q. Vo edna dupka vlegvas, niz dve izlegvas, a ushte si vnatre...


A. PANTOLONI

[The LION will ROAR]

Od Makedonski na Angliski
Mesna Zaednica = Meat Community

Mnogu se sekirav = I axed myself very much

Rachunajte na mene = Calculate on me

Pederushka = f*g Bag

Shto ima? = What has?

Koj te Shisha = Who cuts your hair

Zoshto da ne = Why yes no

Nosi se = Carry yourself

Od pamtivek = since remember century

Izbrishi se = erase yourself

Tekovni prashanja = Liquid questions

Da se zeme zdravo za gotovo = To take healthy for over

idi begaj = go escape

Da se vodi smetka = to lead the bill

Samoubiec = only killer

Ajde da igrame karti = Let's play tickets

Dve jajca na oko = Two eggs on eye

Barem da imav malku poveke vreme = If I only had a little more weather

Go delam vasheto mislenje = I divide your opinion

Na lice mesto = On the face of the place

Toj e svetla tochka = He is bright full stop

Sto ti paga na pamet = What is falling on your brain

Pukavme od smea = We were shooting from laughter

Na koj ti toa = To whom you this

Zemja pijan = drunk as a earth

Da pivneme neshto od noga = Let's drink something from the legs

Sopruga = With railway

Pop-Peach = Priest-singer

Usmereno obrazovanie = Directed cheeking

[The LION will ROAR]

Q: What did God say when He created GREEKS?
A: Damnit, Too many in the recipe.

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Q. What do you say to a GREEK with a degree?
A. One YERROS and a coke please.

[The LION will ROAR]

Q. What do you call a beatiful Woman in Greece?
A. A Tourist!

[The LION will ROAR]

Q. 5 GREEKS were klled in a car crash last night.
A. Police described their condition as 'satisfactory'.

[The LION will ROAR]

Q. How many people does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A. : We don't know; Ask a GREEK.

[The LION will ROAR]

Q: How does a GREEK joke start?
A: Where does a GREEK joke Stop?